Reality 101 is an advanced class

     So this stuff that I took a little while ago is really starting to kick in I can’t tell if I am being all paranoid or not when I see the seven eleven across the street from outside of my window and I imagine walking in there all baked and paranoid with no pants on when I realize I am just thinking about it and had never left the room. which got me to thinking about myth vs facts. I think about the first guy to tell the story of the Lock Ness monster…did he do it because he didn’t want his kid anywhere near that water, had someone died there recently and he was just trying to protect the boy using his version of an old time nursery rhyme. Now you have esteemed scientists looking for the thing and in reality you can only find it in the pages of that mans mind. What about her cousin the Sasquatch , same deal..son you need to stay out of those woods there is a giant hairy half man half beast in there and I don’t want him to get you. Then there is the government, I recreated the scene in my mind and no matter how hard I tried I could not get the spatter from that melon to go backward, that is if I could hit it at all from that distance and trajectory, but still so many people believe it and blame Oswald and while I am thinking about it why is there a Columbus day, Sure he discovered something ,but it wasn’t America so why do we still get a day off  maybe their should be a holiday for me …I didn’t discover America either. So, what is fact and what is fiction I think is up to great debate. The next time you hear a story question it.
Just ask the  people who got vaccinated with syphilis what is stranger than the truth.